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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Noah From The Bible Regrets Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 17, 2025April 17, 2025

Jesus Was A Total “Karen” Customer At His Last Supper

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 7, 2025January 7, 2025

Jesus Just Returned, Wants To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 5, 2025January 5, 2025

Trump’s New Bible Confuses Jesus With Other Mythical Characters

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 1, 2024December 1, 2024

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And Jesus Was A Total Karen

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 14, 2023

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And They Were An Awful Table

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 30, 2023

Jesus Wants To Know Why “Christians” Aren’t Jewish

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 23, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Claims He’s Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark

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