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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Says He Has Done More For Blacks Than Lincoln and Jesus Combined

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 9, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump: “Joe Biden Will Turn Jesus Gay And Socialist, And Then Abort Him!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 8, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Said Joe Biden Would “Re-Crucify Jesus”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 3, 2020June 13, 2022

Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For “Accidentally” Doing A Sodomy

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 11, 2020June 13, 2022

Local Pastor Furious To Find Out Jesus Was A Libtard

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 17, 2020November 14, 2023

Pastor Who Claimed “Only 100% Hell-Bound Pedo Gays Get COVID” Just Got COVID

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Fox News Claims Donald Trump Does Not Poop, Invented Burgers

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 12, 2020June 13, 2022

Jesus Thinks It’s Really Weird You Want To Eat His Flesh

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 10, 2020June 13, 2022

Kenneth Copeland Says Jesus Loves How He Spends Church Money On 3 Jets

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