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Tag: Jesus

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 8, 2020April 28, 2020

Jesus Is Quiet About His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 22, 2020June 13, 2022

Fox News: “COVID19 Wouldn’t Have Happened If Liberals Prayed To White Jesus”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020November 14, 2024

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 14, 2020June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Feels God Has Gotten Confused By Doing Coronavirus AFTER Obama

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump: “If I Was Jesus, I’d Multiply Money, Not Dumb Loaves Of Bread!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 17, 2019June 13, 2022

Jesus: “WTF? I Wasn’t Born On December 25th!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 12, 2019June 13, 2022

Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 24, 2019July 1, 2020

Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 6, 2018July 13, 2020

Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!”

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