by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 14, 2020May 14, 2020 Jesus Comes Back, Asks Why People Aren’t Acting On The Free Pass To Sin He Gave Us Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 11, 2020May 11, 2020 Local Pastor Furious To Find Out Jesus Was A Libtard Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 17, 2020July 15, 2020 Pastor Who Claimed “Only 100% Hell-Bound Pedo Gays Get COVID” Just Got COVID Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 15, 2020April 28, 2020 Fox News Claims Donald Trump Does Not Poop, Invented Burgers Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 12, 2020May 3, 2020 Jesus Thinks It’s Really Weird You Want To Eat His Flesh Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 10, 2020April 11, 2020 Kenneth Copeland Says Jesus Loves How He Spends Church Money On 3 Jets Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 8, 2020April 28, 2020 Jesus Is Quiet About His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 22, 2020March 22, 2020 Fox News: “COVID19 Wouldn’t Have Happened If Liberals Prayed To White Jesus” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 19, 2020July 15, 2020 Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 18, 2020June 22, 2020 Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19 Read More
