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Tag: Jesus

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 23, 2020December 25, 2020

Donald Trump Claims He’s Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020

Donald Trump Tells Wavering Christian Voters He’s A Virgin

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 18, 2020August 25, 2021

Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 15, 2020October 15, 2020

Trump Says He Has Done More For Blacks Than Lincoln and Jesus Combined

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 11, 2020August 11, 2020

Donald Trump Claims He Is Directly Descended From Jesus

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

Trump: “Joe Biden Will Turn Jesus Gay And Socialist, And Then Abort Him!”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 8, 2020August 8, 2020

Donald Trump Said Joe Biden Would “Re-Crucify Jesus”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 3, 2020April 12, 2022

Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For “Accidentally” Doing A Sodomy

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 14, 2020December 31, 2020

Jesus Comes Back, Asks Why People Aren’t Acting On The Free Pass To Sin He Gave Us

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    Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For "Accidentally" Doing A Sodomy
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    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For "Accidentally" Doing A Sodomy
    Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For "Accidentally" Doing A Sodomy
  • Televangelist Blames COVID-19 On Captain America's Bulge In The Marvel Movies
    Televangelist Blames COVID-19 On Captain America's Bulge In The Marvel Movies
  • Pastor Who Claimed “Only 100% Hell-Bound Pedo Gays Get COVID" Just Got COVID
    Pastor Who Claimed “Only 100% Hell-Bound Pedo Gays Get COVID" Just Got COVID
  • Goebbels The Gerbil Uses COVID To Strengthen His Grip On Rodent Power
    Goebbels The Gerbil Uses COVID To Strengthen His Grip On Rodent Power

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