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Tag: Jesus

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  • Posted on November 23, 2020December 25, 2020

Donald Trump Claims He’s Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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  • Posted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020

Donald Trump Tells Wavering Christian Voters He’s A Virgin

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  • Posted on October 18, 2020January 3, 2021

Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark

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  • Posted on October 15, 2020October 15, 2020

Trump Says He Has Done More For Blacks Than Lincoln and Jesus Combined

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  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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  • Posted on August 11, 2020August 11, 2020

Donald Trump Claims He Is Directly Descended From Jesus

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  • Posted on August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

Trump: “Joe Biden Will Turn Jesus Gay And Socialist, And Then Abort Him!”

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  • Posted on August 8, 2020August 8, 2020

Donald Trump Said Joe Biden Would “Re-Crucify Jesus”

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  • Posted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For “Accidentally” Doing A Sodomy

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  • Posted on May 14, 2020December 31, 2020

Jesus Comes Back, Asks Why People Aren’t Acting On The Free Pass To Sin He Gave Us

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