by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 12, 2019July 13, 2019 Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 24, 2019 Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 6, 2018 Franklin Graham: “Trump’s Affair With Stormy Daniels Doesn’t Count Cause It Was Awesome!” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 4, 2018 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 15, 2018 Jesus: Trump-Loving Evangelical Franklin Graham “Is The Biggest Dupe Who Has Ever Lived” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 1, 2018 New Poll: 83% of Christians Wish Christianity Was As Cool As Nordic, Egyptian, Greek & Roman Mythology Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 11, 2018April 2, 2019 Mike Pence Demands God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 15, 2017 Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 14, 2017June 16, 2019 ”Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 1, 2017 Jesus Embarrassed To Mention His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus Read More
