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Tag: Jesus

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 15, 2017

Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 14, 2017July 9, 2020

“Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 1, 2017

Jesus Embarrassed To Mention His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 27, 2017June 13, 2022

Cool Jesus: “If All You Humans Don’t Start Sinning More, Then I Died For Nothing!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 19, 2017March 30, 2021

Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish

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