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Tag: Joel Osteen

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 25, 2024April 24, 2024

Donald Trump And Joel Osteen Might Start A New Mega Church

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 29, 2020June 13, 2022

A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A “Church of Trump”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 24, 2020February 13, 2021

Donald Trump Is In Talks With Joel Osteen To Set Up A Televangelist “Church Of Trump”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen Hit By Lightning Again, Still Won’t Stop Taking Poor People’s Money

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Televangelists Are Glad Jesus Is Fake, Or He’d Be Furious At Their Bank Accounts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020November 14, 2024

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19

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