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Tag: lizard

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 18, 2019

After Call With Alex Jones, Donald Trump Called Nancy Pelosi A Lizard Space Witch

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 7, 2018April 28, 2020

Alex Jones Apologizes For Claiming Hillary Clinton Would Have Her Gay Frog Army Invade The South On July 4th

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 22, 2018June 13, 2020

Parkland High School Crisis-Actors Launch National Voting Drive, Are The Most Committed Method Actors Ever

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 16, 2018April 28, 2020

Alex Jones Says Trump Has Lost His Vote Until He Nukes Hillary Clinton’s Army Of Gay Frogs And Wizard Lizards

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