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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2019June 1, 2022

Mass Shooting Miracle: Thanks To Good Guys With Guns, Only 27 People Died In Crossfire

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 23, 2019June 16, 2020

Christian Groups Give Up On Praying To End Gun Deaths & Abortion, Admit God’s A Dick

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 22, 2018June 13, 2020

Parkland High School Crisis-Actors Launch National Voting Drive, Are The Most Committed Method Actors Ever

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 2, 2018March 2, 2018

Wayne LaPierre Must Get A Bonus Every School Shooting That Doesn’t Turn Into Gun Control, Or Something

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 20, 2018April 3, 2021

Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 16, 2018July 11, 2020

Republicans Unveil A National “Thoughts And Prayers” Hotline They Promise Will Stop All Mass Shootings

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 14, 2018August 5, 2019

…It’s Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough To Stop Mass Shootings

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 6, 2017

Republicans Propose Budget Amendment To Buy Every Pastor, Minister, And Choir Singer An AR-15

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