by colefigus Posted on February 11, 2018April 28, 2020 Mike Pence Demands God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018 Mike Pence Googles “Stormy Daniels,” Throws Up, Refuses To Shake Trump’s Hand Ever Again Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 6, 2018June 13, 2022 Impressed By Mike Pence’s Fundamentalism, ISIS Offers To Match His Pay/Benefits If He Joins Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 9, 2017April 28, 2020 Donald Trump Reportedly Thought Mike Pence Bringing His Wife To D.C. Was “Low Class” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 13, 2017December 11, 2020 Mike Pence Vows To Never Visit Alabama Or Its Devilishly Temptress Teenage Girls Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 3, 2017 Mike Pence Is Having So Much Fun Casting Senate Tie-Breaking Votes That He’s Afraid He’s Sinning Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 16, 2017 Steve Bannon Uncomfortably Aware That Nearing Mike Pence Evangelical Presidency Will Ruin His Nazi Revolution Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 Vice President Mike “Sassy Pants” Pence Goes To Football Game Just To Walk Out Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 11, 2017June 13, 2022 Mike Pence Desperately Searching For Obscure Bible Quotes To Justify Nuking North Koreans Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 4, 2017June 13, 2022 After Grand Jury Convened, Mike Pence Begins Whiting-out “Vice” On His Business Cards Read More
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