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Tag: religion

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 24, 2020February 13, 2021

Donald Trump Is In Talks With Joel Osteen To Set Up A Televangelist “Church Of Trump”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 23, 2020November 23, 2020

Donald Trump Declares Candidacy For Pope So He Can Become Joe Biden’s Boss

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  • Posted on November 23, 2020November 23, 2020

Trump Claims The Trump Organization Is A Religious Institution And Not Subject To NY Taxation

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  • Posted on September 5, 2020September 5, 2020

Televangelist Says It’s So Unlike God To Allow A Pandemic To Affect His Church Profits

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

What Kind Of God Would Allow Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Existence?

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  • Posted on August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

Trump: “Joe Biden Will Turn Jesus Gay And Socialist, And Then Abort Him!”

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  • Posted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For “Accidentally” Doing A Sodomy

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  • Posted on June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

It’s Apparent Christians Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Racism To Go Away

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  • Posted on May 14, 2020December 31, 2020

Jesus Comes Back, Asks Why People Aren’t Acting On The Free Pass To Sin He Gave Us

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  • Posted on May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

Local Pastor Furious To Find Out Jesus Was A Libtard

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
  • Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
    Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
  • Donald Trump Is Reportedly Asking Around What Prison Is Like "For A Friend"
    Donald Trump Is Reportedly Asking Around What Prison Is Like "For A Friend"
  • Donald Trump Claims He Is Directly Descended From Jesus
    Donald Trump Claims He Is Directly Descended From Jesus




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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
  • Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
    Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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