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Tag: Ted Cruz

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Cringe Alert: Ted Cruz Is Running For President In 2028

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 17, 2025September 17, 2025

Ted Cruz Defaced Public Property

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Ted Cruz Was Just Voted “Least Likable Member Of Congress”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 4, 2025April 4, 2025

Ted Cruz Must Be Pissed Trump Wants A 3rd Term

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 25, 2025January 25, 2025

Ted Cruz Is Soft-Launching His 2028 Presidential Campaign Next Week

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 12, 2024

Both Parties In Congress Are Disappointed Ted Cruz Was Reelected

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 23, 2024October 23, 2024

God Says Ted Cruz Will Lose To Colin Allred

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 5, 2021June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz, Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer’s Turd?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 20, 2020June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz Called Joe Biden “President-Elect,” Gave Permission To Call His Wife Ugly

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 10, 2020June 13, 2022

BREAKING: Ted Cruz Is Again Doing What He Thinks Will Help Him Run For President

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