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Tag: Ted Cruz

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 26, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Wrote A Poem Comparing Ted Cruz To A Turd

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 19, 2020June 13, 2022

GOP Senators Are Excited For Trump To Lose To Finally Say What They Think About Him

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 24, 2020December 24, 2020

Ted Cruz Says His Haters Are Just “Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020

Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 17, 2020June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz Says “The Pod Save America Bros Are Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 6, 2020June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz Legally Changed His Name To “Ted Trump” To Boost His 2024 Election Chances

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 1, 2020December 8, 2021

Hacker Admits Ted Cruz’s Browser History Is “Really F’ed Up”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 6, 2020July 14, 2020

Ted Cruz Is Thrilled He’s No Longer The Most Hated GOP Senator Thanks To Romney

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitt Romney Is Forced To Eat Lunch At The Senate Outcast Table With Ted Cruz

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