by The Halfway Post Posted on March 5, 2021March 5, 2021 Ted Cruz, Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer’s Turd? Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on November 20, 2020November 20, 2020 Ted Cruz Called Joe Biden “President-Elect,” Gave Permission To Call His Wife Ugly Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on November 10, 2020November 10, 2020 BREAKING: Ted Cruz Is Again Doing What He Thinks Will Help Him Run For President Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on October 26, 2020October 26, 2020 Trump Wrote A Poem Comparing Ted Cruz To A Turd Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on October 19, 2020October 19, 2020 GOP Senators Are Excited For Trump To Lose To Finally Say What They Think About Him Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on September 24, 2020December 24, 2020 Ted Cruz Says His Haters Are Just “Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality” Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Ted Cruz Says “The Pod Save America Bros Are Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality” Read More
by The Halfway Post Posted on August 6, 2020August 6, 2020 Ted Cruz Legally Changed His Name To “Ted Trump” To Boost His 2024 Election Chances Read More
