by colefigus Posted on March 5, 2021June 13, 2022 Ted Cruz, Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer’s Turd? Read More
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by colefigus Posted on November 10, 2020June 13, 2022 BREAKING: Ted Cruz Is Again Doing What He Thinks Will Help Him Run For President Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 26, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Wrote A Poem Comparing Ted Cruz To A Turd Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 19, 2020June 13, 2022 GOP Senators Are Excited For Trump To Lose To Finally Say What They Think About Him Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 24, 2020December 24, 2020 Ted Cruz Says His Haters Are Just “Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality” Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 17, 2020June 13, 2022 Ted Cruz Says “The Pod Save America Bros Are Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality” Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 6, 2020June 13, 2022 Ted Cruz Legally Changed His Name To “Ted Trump” To Boost His 2024 Election Chances Read More
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