by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020 Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 17, 2020August 17, 2020 Ted Cruz Says “The Pod Save America Bros Are Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 6, 2020August 6, 2020 Ted Cruz Legally Changed His Name To “Ted Trump” To Boost His 2024 Election Chances Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 1, 2020August 1, 2020 Hacker Admits Ted Cruz’s Browser History Is “Really F’ed Up” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 6, 2020July 14, 2020 Ted Cruz Is Thrilled He’s No Longer The Most Hated GOP Senator Thanks To Romney Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 5, 2020 Mitt Romney Is Forced To Eat Lunch At The Senate Outcast Table With Ted Cruz Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 1, 2020February 1, 2020 Before Voting Not To Allow Impeachment Witnesses, Ted Cruz Let Trump Teabag him Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 14, 2020July 14, 2020 Ted Cruz Announces He’s Running Against Trump For 2020, Says He Can Do Fascism “Way Better” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on October 23, 2018 Donald Trump Jokes Ted Cruz Should Blow Him At Texas Rally, Ted Cruz Does Read More
