Trump Wrote A Poem Comparing Ted Cruz To A Turd

Washington D.C.—

President Donald Trump is reportedly getting bored on Air Force One during all his flights back and forth across the country to his campaign rallies, and has tried his hand at poetry.

The following is a little poem he composed about Senator Ted Cruz:

Ted Cruz, Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer’s Turd?

by Donald J. Trump

Ted Cruz you’re mushy with no solid core

You’d still suck up if I called your wife “whore.”

When you lose reelection and cannot remain

A bipartisan Congress will pop some champagne.

Ted Cruz is a monster unleashed accidentally

He deserves an electric chair kind of death penalty

His birth was not vaginal or even Caesarian

He was found in a pile of cemetery carrion.

From The Halfway Post vault:

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