The Halfway Post’s Most Popular Articles Of All Time

These are The Halfway Post‘s top articles since we launched in the summer of 2017, in order of number of page views. Each title is a link to the article!

  1. White House Chef Quits Because Trump Has Only Eaten Fast Food For 6 Months / July 6, 2017
  2. John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair & Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours / January 27, 2020
  3. Eric Trump Just Got Hired Onto A Russian Copper Company’s Board Of Directors / January 30, 2020
  4. Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!” / March 19, 2020
  5. Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible / June 17, 2018
  6. “Blacks For Trump” Group Has 116 Members, And They’re All White / December 16, 2019
  7. A Russian Copper Company Bought 70,000 copies of Donald Trump Jr.’s New Book / November 8, 2019
  8. ”Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics / November 14, 2017
  9. Pelosi Says She’ll Pass A New Article Of Impeachment Each Week Until Trump Resigns / December 24, 2019
  10. …It’s Pretty Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Mass Shootings To Stop / November 6, 2017
  11. White Nationalist Poster Boy Peter Cvjetanovic Stunned To Learn His Family Immigrated To America, August 14, 2017
  12. Milo Yiannopoulos Suffers Meltdown, Is Fired From Subway Part-Time Position, June 23, 2017
  13. Trump Called The NAACP Rigged For Not Including Him Among Black History Heroes March 2, 2020
  14. Christians Haven’t Blamed Natural Disasters On The President Since 2016… / January 17, 2020
  15. Local Republican Voter Realizes Sharia Law Sounds A Lot Like GOP Platform, June 27, 2017
  16. White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits / January 13, 2020
  17. Iran Threatens To Release A Copy Of Donald Trump’s Pee Tape / January 8, 2020
  18. Iran Vows To Hack IRS, Leak Donald Trump’s Tax Returns / January 7, 2020
  19. Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.” / July 12, 2019
  20. BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages / April 9, 2019
  21. Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish / August 19, 2017
  22. Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer Has Reportedly Collected 3,000 Jars Of “Backup White Master-Race Semen” / October 29, 2017
  23. Biologists Name New Howler Monkey Species That Pee On Each Other After Donald Trump / July 22, 2017
  24. Donald Trump Brags That Obama Never Had An Eclipse / August 17, 2017
  25. Donald Trump Asked Robert Mueller Who Is Going To Be Indicted, “For A Friend” / October 29, 2017
  26. Leaked IRS Audit Reveals Donald Trump’s Net Worth After Debts Is $17 / July 15, 2017
  27. Anti-Gay Evangelical Senator: “The Gays Tricked Me Into Forcing My Mistress To Get An Abortion” January 20, 2020
  28. Leaked IRS Audit Reveals Donald Trump’s Net Worth After Debts Is $17 July 15, 2017
  29. Donald Trump Asked Robert Mueller Who Is Going To Be Indicted, “For A Friend” October 29, 2017

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