Nancy Pelosi accidentally ranted this (or should have) on a hot mic this morning:
“I hope I die before Donald Trump so I can personally grab that rapey, wretched ogre by his pathetic combover in one hand, and his shriveled up raisin balls in the other, and then drag him to Hell myself. That would be Heaven for me. Seeing that mob boss aspirant finally pay penance for his lifetime of deplorable pettiness and outstandingly disturbed narcissism is all I ask for from God. America needs a shower after the way he behaved and diminished himself and the Office of the Presidency. What an undignified four years for our great nation. That disgusting pervert deserves the fires of Hell. Watching Donald’s tiny, little, vulgarian sausage fingers smear the tears streaming out of his eyes all over his ridiculous, orange orangutan face as he realizes he has earned himself an eternity of suffering would be like a poolside vacation for me. Get me a cocktail, and make it a double. No one has had it coming more than Donald. His casual disregard for, and attacks on, anyone who doesn’t suck up to him are truly evil. It’s an abomination that he calls himself a Christian, and anyone believes him. Or anyone thinks he’s some kind of four-dimensional chess playing genius. I’ve sat across from him at many tables, and he is quite likely the stupidest person I’ve ever met in Washington. The dumbest president we’ve ever had for sure. No president has ever been so belligerent, so dense, and such an oblivious pushover for all the horrible people he surrounds himself with. They convince him of all kinds of crazy things. They can convince him of anything if they just say his name in every sentence, say ‘sir’ a lot, and tell him how much everyone is talking about what a handsome genius he is. Or how big his hands are. This simpleton pleasure of being complimented means he only remembers the last thing someone told him, so he’s wildly inconsistent in dealmaking and irrational in his political tactics and strategies. If anything, those are his best qualities, though, because his superficial attention span keeps him from ever focusing on following through on the truly petulant and unAmerican policy ideas he attaches himself momentarily to. But his other qualities are all moronic. Honestly, I did not think it was possible to loathe a person so much as I detest every physical and emotional facet of that tin-pot, wannabe dictator. He has no appreciation for American values, or geopolitical interests. Democracy, rule of law, blind justice, human rights, equality, diversity, free speech criticism, journalistic integrity… he hates them all! He’s constantly dehumanizing his political opponents, and have you noticed he’s been using the word ‘vermin’ a lot. But he always projects like a sociopath. He knows he’s the rat. He’s done corrupt shit for years, his money is all dirty, and he has only dealt with other rats and lowlifes his whole inherited business career. Which is how you can tell he’s a real fascist. He’s only in it for himself at the end of the day. Everything and everybody else is expendable or collateral damage for his vainglory. He’s obsessed with the idea of Donald Trump, so he’s slavishly compelled to keep himself in the spotlight even if its by spewing garbage and division and hate for most of our fellow citizens and neighbors. And the people he claims he’s fighting for are not getting anything out of this. Their lives are not improving in any tangible ways because some other people might be deported, or abused, or maligned. They get nothing but tiny, addictive, culture war dopamine hits of Donald Trump saying offensive things to make liberals and Democrats mad. And Donald has no interest in them or respect for them whatsoever outside of using them for whatever political or financial short-term opportunism his lizard brain thinks up. And, with Donald, it’s usually a fraud scheme, despite alleging to be a billionaire businessman. He is just the worst American in this entire country. He literally wants to start new concentration camps to round up and deport immigrants. What an American idea! When in history have concentration camps ever been something a country has ever been proud of? How do you think concentration camps are going to go with Putin-loving and Xi-admiring Donald Trump and Stephen ‘Himmler’ Miller running it? You think people aren’t going to start suffering, dying, and disappearing? Just logistically his deportation vows will be a bureaucratic nightmare. And, of course, a political travesty. It will be a legal black hole because where will they go? What other country will take millions of people Trump doesn’t want and is scapegoating as vermin? Think Trump’s lackey Nazis aren’t going to concoct bogus security concerns and strong-arm the courts into letting them send their political opponents too? He’s telling it out loud to his rallies talking about vengeance, retribution, and total control! And he’s calling all Democrats and liberals ‘communists’ to demonize them and otherize them, which is just precious given that every other sentence out of his mouth is how manly, strong, and tough Xi Jinping is. Last time I checked, China was communist! Meanwhile, his brownshirt fanboy brown-nosers are devising ways to capture and cement minority-power over the majority, and putting it into writing with Project 2025! It’s like for this election campaign Donald and all his emotionally crippled MAGA fans have decided to stop filtering their ids at all. This is textbook Nazi stuff. They want to make the government mandate ethno-religious-nationalism. If he wins in 2024, we are so fucked. Welcome to 19-fucking-33! He’s going to put in the same, awful creeps as last time, and a whole bunch of new ones! Yeesh! Stephen Miller just gives me the creeps. He’s like if Goebbels had a love child with Nosferatu. And he’s gonna have hundreds of newer, even more committed, weirdo lunatics orbiting around him salivating for their own opportunities to ride his coattails and bilk the MAGA movement for easy cash who will, if given the chance, do deranged things carrying out what they’ll perceive to be Donald’s deranged orders. Donald is dumb, indecisive, rudderless, functionally illiterate, and perennially unprepared, so his underlings will take an inch of his vague, platitude-level suggestions and half-witted requests and then run a mile with their own fascist wet dreams of brutish and barbaric, wanton cruelty. And they’ll all manipulate Donald to greater levels of autocratic infamy because he’s a sucker for pavlovian praise and pretend adoration so his second administration would be an unprecedentedly more fascist stain in American history than the first one. All because Donald wasn’t loved as a child, and has been emotionally stunted ever since. As a mother and grandmother, I know a toddler when I see one. Dealing with Donald in the White House challenged my patience more than any of my kids or grandkids, and, frankly, his diapers needed changing more often. Wait… is this mic still on? Oh, dear.”
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Interesting observation about Pelosi’s relationship with Trump.
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