by colefigus Posted on December 7, 2017 Local Evangelical Trump Voter Admits Bob Mueller’s Jawline Has Made Him Doubt His Heterosexuality Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 6, 2017 James Clapper Takes DNA Test, Discovers He Is 33% Goblin Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 6, 2017December 6, 2017 Donald Trump Running Out Of People To Throw Under The Bus Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 25, 2017July 9, 2020 Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 22, 2017April 28, 2020 Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity Are Apparently In A Conspiratorial Arms Race Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 19, 2017April 28, 2020 “Libs Are Snowflakes” Say Conservatives Currently Boycotting The Entire Economy For Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 18, 2017June 13, 2022 Nobel Peace Prize Once Again Offered To Any Republican Who Calls For Trump Impeachment Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 17, 2017June 13, 2022 Bob Mueller Releases Voicemail Trump Left Him Begging Him “Dude, Just Be Cool” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 14, 2017November 14, 2023 “Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 13, 2017December 10, 2019 Trump Nominates Bernie Madoff—Who Is In Prison For Fraud—For Head Of Social Security Read More