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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Jr. Says He’s Actually Excited For Prison And Finally Becoming His Own Man

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 24, 2020July 9, 2021

Donald Jr. Hopes In Prison He’ll Finally Earn His Dad’s Respect

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 20, 2020June 13, 2022

Steve Bannon Was Arrested Wearing A “Trump Can Grab This *ussy” Shirt

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020June 13, 2022

NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Was Arrested For Trying To Shoot The Coronavirus In A Park

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 15, 2018

Two Local Black Men Arrested For Sitting “Suspiciously Quiet” While Reading Books On The Bus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 14, 2018June 13, 2022

Jared Kushner Has A Sinking Feeling Mueller Will Arrest Him 10 Minutes After Trump Fires Rosenstein

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 25, 2018

In Anticipation Of Future Indictments, Donald Trump Claims He Only Met Jared Kushner “Like, One Time”

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