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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 29, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Claims Democrats Will Abort Your Grandma And Grandpa

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 26, 2020June 13, 2022

If Biden Is Elected, Democrats Will Eat All Our Babies and Americans Will Go Extinct

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 2, 2020August 2, 2020

No Baby In The World Has Been Named “Donald” For The First Month Since 1802

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 12, 2019August 27, 2021

God Has No Clue Why Conservatives Say He Thinks “All Life Is Sacred”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 25, 2018

House Republicans Vote On A Resolution To Officially Certify That Rod Rosenstein Is A “Meanie Pants”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 26, 2018July 13, 2020

“Why Won’t Women Date Me?” Asks Trump Staffers Who Cheer The Policy Of Immigrant Kids Being Lost Forever

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 20, 2018June 13, 2022

Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants

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