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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 25, 2026April 25, 2026

Noah From The Bible Regrets Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 9, 2025December 8, 2025

Come Cherrypick Your Beliefs At The Christian Cafeteria!

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 23, 2025May 23, 2025

Noah From The Bible Regrets Bringing Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 17, 2025April 17, 2025

Jesus Was A Total “Karen” Customer At His Last Supper

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 15, 2025April 15, 2025

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 2, 2025March 2, 2025

The Feminist Mafia Group “The Cliterati” Are Planning A Project 2029

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 7, 2025January 7, 2025

Jesus Just Returned, Wants To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 5, 2024December 5, 2024

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 1, 2024December 1, 2024

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And Jesus Was A Total Karen

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 28, 2024November 28, 2024

Noah Says He’s Sorry For Bringing Chlamydia And All The Other STDs Along On The Ark

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