by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 4, 2020May 4, 2020 Donald Trump Asked What The “T” On Mike Pence’s Cross Necklace Stands For Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 3, 2020May 3, 2020 Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Says He’s Never Heard Of Camels In Needles Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 2, 2020July 7, 2020 Televangelists Are Glad Jesus Is Fake, Or He’d Be Furious At Their Bank Accounts Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 The Bible Passage Where An Old Man Makes Bears Maul Children Voted Best Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 14, 2020March 14, 2020 Mike Pence Feels God Has Gotten Confused By Doing Coronavirus AFTER Obama Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 29, 2020March 1, 2020 Mike Pence Claims The Cure To The Coronavirus Is Carrying A Pocket Bible Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2019July 1, 2020 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 24, 2019July 1, 2020 Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 19, 2019June 19, 2019 Local Christian Admits He’s Never Read The Bible, Just Likes Judging People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 9, 2019April 10, 2019 BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages Read More
