by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 24, 2019 Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 19, 2019June 19, 2019 Local Christian Admits He’s Never Read The Bible, Just Likes Judging People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 9, 2019April 10, 2019 BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 21, 2018 Mike Pence Has Noticed The Bible He Bought Donald Trump Has A Thick Coat Of Dust On It Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 24, 2018January 24, 2018 Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle Read More
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