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Tag: Bible

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 30, 2020November 30, 2020

Trump Claims After January 20th He’ll Be Doing A Lot Of Reading, Praying, And Sports With Barron

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  • Posted on October 18, 2020January 3, 2021

Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

What Kind Of God Would Allow Jerry Falwell Jr.’s Existence?

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  • Posted on August 26, 2020August 26, 2020

If Biden Is Elected, Democrats Will Eat All Our Babies and Americans Will Go Extinct

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  • Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says “The Bible Never Said Anything About Coveting Pool Boys”

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  • Posted on August 13, 2020August 13, 2020

Mike Pence: “America Should Thank Trump For Likely Speeding Up The Rapture”

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  • Posted on August 9, 2020August 9, 2020

Trump: “Joe Biden Will Turn Jesus Gay And Socialist, And Then Abort Him!”

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  • Posted on August 8, 2020August 8, 2020

Donald Trump Said Joe Biden Would “Re-Crucify Jesus”

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  • Posted on August 3, 2020August 3, 2020

Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For “Accidentally” Doing A Sodomy

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  • Posted on May 4, 2020December 11, 2020

Donald Trump Asked What The “T” On Mike Pence’s Cross Necklace Stands For

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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Donald Trump Is Reportedly Asking Around What Prison Is Like "For A Friend"
    Donald Trump Is Reportedly Asking Around What Prison Is Like "For A Friend"

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