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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 13, 2020June 16, 2020

Trump Fans Are Furious He’s Not Making Progress On His Canadian Wall

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 23, 2018June 23, 2018

Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More

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  • Posted on June 20, 2018June 20, 2018

Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 13, 2018June 13, 2018

Trump Proposes 1,538 Mile US-Canada Border Wall, Promises Canada Will Pay For It “For REAL This Time”

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