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Tag: child separation

  • by Halfway Post Staff
  • Posted on July 13, 2019July 13, 2019

Trump Voter Almost Puts Himself In The Shoes Of A Caged Refugee 4-Year-Old

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  • by Halfway Post Staff
  • Posted on April 9, 2019April 10, 2019

BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages

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  • by Halfway Post Staff
  • Posted on June 25, 2018March 28, 2019

Stephen Miller’s Child-Separation Policy Papers Were Reportedly “Jerked Off All Over On”

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