by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 2, 2020February 2, 2020 New Viral Trend: Drunk Dialing Republican Senators And Yelling At Them Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 9, 2020January 9, 2020 John Bolton Told Congress That Trump Spends All Day Sniffing His Sharpies Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 16, 2019January 18, 2020 A Janitor Found Devin Nunes’ Impeachment Defense Strategy In The Trash, And It’s Insane Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 20, 2018June 20, 2018 Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 12, 2018 The Only Republicans Who Want To Replace Paul Ryan As Speaker Are Obviously Masochists Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 11, 2018April 24, 2019 Paul Ryan’s Retirement Means He Can Pursue His Real Dream: Clubbing Baby Seals To Death Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 15, 2018 Democrats Realize Trump Was Right When He Said They’d Get Tired Of Winning So Much Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 1, 2018 Devin Nunes Apologizes For His Totally Fake Memo Controversy…Lol, JK, He Didn’t Yet Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019 The Koch Brothers Acknowledge They Should Have Just Run For Congress Themselves Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 1, 2017 Republicans Don’t Seem To Like When You Remind Them They Cheated For Every Branch Of Their Illegitimate Government Read More
