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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 21, 2024April 18, 2024

Trump’s Lawyers Are Putting Sedatives In His Diet Cokes To Limit His Courtroom Outbursts

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 15, 2021June 30, 2022

Matt Gaetz’s Favorite Pickup Lines For Paying Women For Sex With Cocaine

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 28, 2020September 28, 2020

After Biden Agreed To A Pre-Debate Drug Test, Trump Claimed His Urine Is “Under Audit”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 15, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Just Realized Slowing Down The Mail Will Delay His Adderall Deliveries

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 10, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Reportedly Huffs His Way Through 10 Sharpie Markers Every Day

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 19, 2017March 30, 2021

Jeff Sessions Decriminalizes All Drugs After Accidentally A Pot Brownie

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