After Biden Agreed To A Pre-Debate Drug Test, Trump Claimed His Urine Is “Under Audit”

Washington D.C.—

President Donald Trump has spent the last few weeks challenging Joe Biden to take a drug test before the presidential debate after allegations Trump has made that Biden is only capable of appearing to be mentally aware of his surroundings with copious stimulant drug use.

Earlier today Mr. Biden agreed to take a drug test under the condition that Trump take one, too.

This prompted the following Twitter thread from President Trump:

“I would love to take a drug test with Sleepy Joe Biden, but, unfortunately, my urine is under audit. As you well know, no one takes audits more seriously than I do, and that’s why, regrettably, I cannot take a drug test prior to the presidential debate.”

“But I’d hate for my inability to take a drug test (though it would be so clean you wouldn’t believe it!) to stop Biden from taking his! What is he hiding? I’m not hiding anything, but I bet he is! And I promise I’ll take a drug test after the election! It will blow your mind how clean my urine is in these debates, and I’ll prove it once the audit is over!”

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