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Tag: God

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 2, 2018

What Kind Of Loving God Would Allow It To Be -5 Degrees On New Year’s Eve?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 15, 2017

Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 1, 2017

Jesus Embarrassed To Mention His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 24, 2017

Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Prove That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 23, 2017June 13, 2022

John McCain Proves That Republicans Turn Liberal When They’re Facing God’s Judgement Soon

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 26, 2017June 13, 2022

God—Hinting At 2020—Promises Bernie Sanders Wont Die Until He’s 120 Years Old

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 9, 2017June 13, 2022

God Admits Humans Aren’t In His Top Ten Favorite Creations

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 23, 2017April 2, 2019

Alarmed By Evangelical Support Of Donald Trump, God Prepares New New Testament

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