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by colefigus
Posted on August 25, 2020June 13, 2022

Jim Jordan Claims Donald Trump Ran A Mile In Under 6 Minutes Last Weekend

by colefigus
Posted on February 23, 2020June 13, 2022

Jim Jordan Says It’s His Honor To Massage Trump’s Feet Every Night

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