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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Far-Right ICE Agents Are Quitting Because Trump “Is Compromised By Israel”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 28, 2026January 28, 2026

ICE Is Using An Erectile Dysfunction Medicine’s Customer List To Recruit

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 27, 2026January 27, 2026

ICE Is Worried If Congress Makes Agents Unmask, They’ll All Quit

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 9, 2026

ICE Officials Are Worried Protesters Will Open-Carry AR-15s And “Fear For Their Lives” When ICE Drives By

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 8, 2025November 8, 2025

Grandmas Calling Themselves “GRANTIFA” Are Following ICE Agents To Scold Them

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 4, 2025July 4, 2025

ICE Agents Say Women Consider Their Job To Be A “Huge Red Flag”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 26, 2025June 26, 2025

ICE Agents Were Arrested For Being “Undocumented Law Enforcement”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 24, 2025March 24, 2025

ICE’s Hotline Is Clogged With People Reporting Elon Musk’s Suspected Illegal Immigration

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 20, 2018June 13, 2022

Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 26, 2018January 27, 2018

BREAKING: Ted Cruz Deported By Donald Trump’s ICE

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