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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

Trump Agrees To Mail-In Voting If Everyone Writes Either “Dem” or “Rep” On Back Of Their Envelope

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020

The Skeleton Of Former Postmaster General Ben Franklin Wants To Skullf*** Louis DeJoy

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  • Posted on August 21, 2020September 4, 2020

Trump Reverses USPS Sabotage After His Smut Magazine Subscriptions Arrive Late

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  • Posted on August 15, 2020August 15, 2020

Trump Just Realized Slowing Down The Mail Will Delay His Adderall Deliveries

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  • Posted on August 13, 2020August 13, 2020

Louis DeJoy Directs USPS Workers To Eat Mail-In Ballots From Liberal Zip Codes

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  • Posted on April 15, 2020April 15, 2020

Trump Wanted To Mail Stimulus Checks With Trump Hotel Coupons

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    Mike Pence Regrets That Trump Didn't Do More To Reverse Territorial Gains Made By The Gay Agenda
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    Susan Collins Just Eviscerated Donald Trump In A Wild, Profanity-Laced Rant
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Trending Fibs

  • Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th
    Mar-A-Lago Just Ordered 45 Pounds Of Kool-Aid Mix To Be Delivered On January 19th
  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • Jim Jordan Claims Donald Trump Ran A Mile In Under 6 Minutes Last Weekend
    Jim Jordan Claims Donald Trump Ran A Mile In Under 6 Minutes Last Weekend
  • Mike Pence Regrets That Trump Didn't Do More To Reverse Territorial Gains Made By The Gay Agenda
    Mike Pence Regrets That Trump Didn't Do More To Reverse Territorial Gains Made By The Gay Agenda
  • Susan Collins Just Eviscerated Donald Trump In A Wild, Profanity-Laced Rant
    Susan Collins Just Eviscerated Donald Trump In A Wild, Profanity-Laced Rant

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