by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020 Trump Agrees To Mail-In Voting If Everyone Writes Either “Dem” or “Rep” On Back Of Their Envelope Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 30, 2020August 30, 2020 The Skeleton Of Former Postmaster General Ben Franklin Wants To Skullf*** Louis DeJoy Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 21, 2020September 4, 2020 Trump Reverses USPS Sabotage After His Smut Magazine Subscriptions Arrive Late Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 15, 2020August 15, 2020 Trump Just Realized Slowing Down The Mail Will Delay His Adderall Deliveries Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Louis DeJoy Directs USPS Workers To Eat Mail-In Ballots From Liberal Zip Codes Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 15, 2020April 15, 2020 Trump Wanted To Mail Stimulus Checks With Trump Hotel Coupons Read More
