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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 3, 2026January 3, 2026

McDonald’s Was Given Honorary Membership To ANTIFA For Clogging Trump’s Arteries.

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 1, 2026January 1, 2026

Bombshell: Trump’s Russian Sex Tape Had No Women, Just McDonald’s Food

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Suspiciously Just Mandated Federal Prisons Serve “Big Mac Mondays” And “Filet-O-Fish Fridays”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Had The Army Clear Protesters So He Could Walk To McDonalds

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 29, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Told A McDonalds Cashier He Wouldn’t Pay Unless Given Dirt On Biden

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 13, 2020June 13, 2022

White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 10, 2018June 13, 2022

The Most Shocking Evidence Found In Michael Cohen’s FBI Raid Is “Thousands” Of McDonalds Receipts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 28, 2018June 13, 2022

Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 17, 2018

Presidential Physical: Trump’s Lab Results Reveal His Blood Content Is 90% Big Mac Sauce

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go

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