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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 26, 2024

A New Howler Monkey Species That Pees On Each Other Was Named After Donald Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell Caves, Says He Can’t Defend “President Orangutan” Anymore

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 21, 2018January 21, 2018

“239 Pound” Orangutan Spotted Rampaging Through The Hallways At Mar-a-Lago

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