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Tag: old testament

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 24, 2026September 24, 2026

The Bible’s Best Verse: When A Bald Man Makes A Bear Attack 42 Children

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on July 1, 2026July 1, 2026

The Bible Demands Trump Be Stoned For His Official Adulterous Rape Verdict

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 20, 2023

The Bible’s Elisha Explains Why He Made 2 Bears Maul 42 Children

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 9, 2019June 13, 2022

BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages

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