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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 6, 2025April 6, 2025

Trump Is Praying To God For The First Time In His Life To Save The Stock Market

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 15, 2024June 14, 2024

Mitch McConnell Has Begun Praying Multiple Times A Day To A Turtle God

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For God To End COVID, Are They?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

…It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 16, 2020June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Claims When Trump Broke Laws, He Was Away Praying For The Troops

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 1, 2018June 13, 2022

“If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019

Alabama Evangelicals Praying That Roy Moore Isn’t Revealed As Having Had Sex With Farm Animals

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 6, 2017November 14, 2023

…It’s Pretty Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Mass Shootings To Stop

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 6, 2017June 5, 2020

Mike Pence Privately Suspects Donald Trump Lied About Praying For 2 Hours Every Night

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