Bob Mueller, getting into the holiday spirit, announced that the FBI was going to orchestrate a specially designed advent calendar for the month of December in which every day he would unseal an indictment for a member of President Donald Trump’s corrupt administration.
It starts December 1st, and each day of the month leading up to Christmas will bring America one new gift of a federal indictment in the FBI’s Russian collusion investigation.
The Halfway Post received a leaked list of some highlighted dates in the FBI’s finished schedule, including the following:
December 1—Donald Jr.
December 3—Jared Kushner
December 7—Roger Stone
December 9—Jeff Sessions
December 12—Eric Prince
December 19—Sean Hannity
December 24—Mike Pence
December 25—Donald Trump
Novelty physical copies of the advent calendar will be available on the FBI website starting November 20, but you have to swear an oath that you will not open any of the days ahead of time.
(Picture courtesy of DonkeyHotey.)
How’s this going? Losers.
Um, it was satire…
Nah, the satire is pretending the entire Russian-collusion hoax had anything to do with journalism.