fbpx

The Halfway Post

A Gazette of Halfway Real Satirical News

Skip to content
Menu
  • Home
  • About
  • Classics
  • Brain Milk
  • Serious
  • Collage
  • Submit

Tag: Alex Jones

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 18, 2019

After Call With Alex Jones, Donald Trump Called Nancy Pelosi A Lizard Space Witch

Read More

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on September 8, 2018

Sweaty Alex Jones Claims Marco Rubio Tried To Turn Him Into A Gay Frog

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 6, 2018

Banned Alex Jones Vows He’ll Create His Own Apple, Facebook & YouTube, And That They’ll Be “Way Better”

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on July 7, 2018April 28, 2020

Alex Jones Apologizes For Claiming Hillary Clinton Would Have Her Gay Frog Army Invade The South On July 4th

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 22, 2018June 13, 2020

Parkland High School Crisis-Actors Launch National Voting Drive, Are The Most Committed Method Actors Ever

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 16, 2018April 28, 2020

Alex Jones Says Trump Has Lost His Vote Until He Nukes Hillary Clinton’s Army Of Gay Frogs And Wizard Lizards

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 13, 2018

Alex Jones Claims Donald Trump Is A Liberal Hoax Designed To Make Conservatives Look Bad

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 22, 2017April 28, 2020

Alex Jones, Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity Are Apparently In A Conspiratorial Arms Race

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 5, 2017February 20, 2018

Alex Jones Claimed Hillary Clinton Rigged The World Series So “Immigrant” Astros Would Win

Read More
  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on September 6, 2017September 6, 2017

Alex Jones Claims President Trump Doesn’t Exist, Is A Liberal Hoax To Make Conservatives Look Bad

Read More

Posts navigation

Page 1 Page 2 Next Page

Follow THP on Twitter!

My Tweets

Like us on Facebook

Like us on Facebook

Get our articles straight in your email box

Don't miss out! Get our articles as soon as we publish!

Listen to our podcast!

Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can't Smell Their Youthful Blood
    QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can't Smell Their Youthful Blood
  • After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens
    After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Ken Starr Says If Trump Had Asked Zelensky For a BJ, It'd Be Totally Different
    Ken Starr Says If Trump Had Asked Zelensky For a BJ, It'd Be Totally Different
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark




  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Tumblr

Get our articles straight in your email box

Don't miss out! Get our articles as soon as we publish!

Join 78 other subscribers

Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can't Smell Their Youthful Blood
    QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can't Smell Their Youthful Blood
  • After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens
    After Missing For Several Days, Rudy Giuliani Claims He Was Abducted By Aliens
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Ken Starr Says If Trump Had Asked Zelensky For a BJ, It'd Be Totally Different
    Ken Starr Says If Trump Had Asked Zelensky For a BJ, It'd Be Totally Different

Like Us? Follow The Halfway Post On Facebook!

Like Us? Follow The Halfway Post On Facebook!

Total Page Views

  • 1,814,457 fibs read by satire enthusiasts
  • Privacy Policy
Proudly powered by WordPress | Theme: Dicot by DesignOrbital.