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by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 4, 2020February 4, 2020 Trump Claimed Jesus Prays To Him To Make America Great Again Read More
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by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 Racist Trump Supporters Refuse To Assimilate Into American Culture Read More
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by Halfway Post Staff Posted on October 16, 2017December 10, 2019 ISIS, Having Outsourced Work Terrorizing America To Donald Trump, Retires in Western Iraq Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 13, 2017October 16, 2017 America, It Was Nice Having Western Forests and Southeastern Costal Cities Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 17, 2017 Neo-Nazi Assures America His Dream Of Ethnic Cleansing Doesn’t Make Him A Racist Read More
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