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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 29, 2020December 25, 2020

A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A “Church of Trump”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 24, 2020February 13, 2021

Donald Trump Is In Talks With Joel Osteen To Set Up A Televangelist “Church Of Trump”

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  • Posted on November 23, 2020December 25, 2020

Donald Trump Claims He’s Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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  • Posted on May 11, 2020May 11, 2020

Local Pastor Furious To Find Out Jesus Was A Libtard

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  • Posted on April 10, 2020April 11, 2020

Kenneth Copeland Says Jesus Loves How He Spends Church Money On 3 Jets

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  • Posted on March 19, 2020December 23, 2020

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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  • Posted on March 18, 2020June 22, 2020

Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 6, 2017

Republicans Propose Budget Amendment To Buy Every Pastor, Minister, And Choir Singer An AR-15

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
  • Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
    Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
  • Donald Trump Claims He Is Directly Descended From Jesus
    Donald Trump Claims He Is Directly Descended From Jesus
  • Things Donald Trump Has Put Ketchup On
    Things Donald Trump Has Put Ketchup On




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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
    A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A "Church of Trump"
  • Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
    Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss
  • Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
    Trump Says His Favorite Bible Story Was When Jesus Built The Ark
  • Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church
    Donald Trump Claims He's Looking Forward To Having More Time For Melania, Charity, And Church

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