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Tag: Heaven

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 11, 2020June 13, 2022

GOP: “Open Schools So Jesus Can Get More Angels In Heaven”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 21, 2020June 13, 2022

God Admits Humans Aren’t His Favorite Creation

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 12, 2019August 13, 2020

God Admits Letting Humans Sin So Much He Needed To Kill Them All In A Flood Wasn’t Very Omniscient Of Him

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2018June 13, 2022

God Is Reportedly Astounded How Trump Supporters Can Fail EVERY Single Test Of Moral Character He Gives Them

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 15, 2017

Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card”

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