by colefigus Posted on July 23, 2018 Donald Trump Hires New Russian White House Janitor That Looks Exactly Like Vladimir Putin Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 5, 2018April 28, 2020 Sarah Huckabee Sanders Melts Down Behind The Podium And Checks Herself Into Lying Rehab Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 28, 2018June 13, 2022 Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 22, 2018June 13, 2022 To Avoid Overhearing Any Classified Info, Jared Kushner Has To Eat Lunch In A Bathroom Stall Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 14, 2018January 18, 2020 Mike Pence Has Been Patiently Sitting On A Box Of “President Pence” Business Cards For A Full Year Now Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 25, 2018 In Anticipation Of Future Indictments, Donald Trump Claims He Only Met Jared Kushner “Like, One Time” Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 14, 2018 Donald Trump Unironically Tells John Kelly That He’s Too Controversial And Has To Go Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 10, 2018 Jeff Sessions Has Been Locked In A White House Dungeon Since He Recused Himself From RussiaGate Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018 Mike Pence Googles “Stormy Daniels,” Throws Up, Refuses To Shake Trump’s Hand Ever Again Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 7, 2018 Ivanka Trump Fired As Adviser And Daughter After Trump Catches Her Reading “Fire And Fury” Read More
