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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 15, 2021June 30, 2022

Matt Gaetz’s Favorite Pickup Lines For Paying Women For Sex With Cocaine

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2021June 13, 2022

Ivanka Says Every Time Her Father Broke Any Laws, She Was In Another Room Creating Jobs For Women

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 19, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Threatened To “Lock Up” Every White Suburban Woman Who Votes For Joe Biden

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 4, 2020June 13, 2022

New GOP Rule: Primary Candidates Can Only Hate Women, Brown People Or Gays, Not All 3

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 30, 2020June 13, 2022

Nancy Pelosi Got The Words “Nasty Woman” Tattooed On Her Ankle

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 19, 2019September 4, 2020

Local Incels Insist Feminists Are The “Real Nazis” Because Women “Won’t Put Out”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 26, 2018July 13, 2020

“Why Won’t Women Date Me?” Asks Trump Staffers Who Cheer The Policy Of Immigrant Kids Being Lost Forever

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 13, 2018June 13, 2022

New GOP Rule Dictates That Republican Primary Candidates Can Only Hate Women Or Brown People, Not Both

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 9, 2017

Republican Guys Realize Free Birth Control Helps Their Chances Of Sleeping With Women, Form Advocacy Group

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 29, 2017December 9, 2019

Murkowski And Collins’ Healthcare Votes Remind Conservatives Why They Loathe Congresswomen

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