The days are long and boring for Vice President Mike Pence, who President Donald Trump allows little responsibility and decision-making because of egotism, but Pence has found and incubated a new talent while killing time during White House office hours.
Throughout the first year and a quarter of the Trump-Pence presidency, Mr. Pence has reportedly written several, full-length musicals packed with original songs and lyrics.
“Mike has really blossomed artistically, and in the absence of political involvement he has entered into a creative sweet spot,” explained aide to the Vice President’s staff Thomas Ralstone. “He’s cranking out a full-blown musical every two weeks, and I’ve had a couple conversations with him in which he told me he thinks he’s burning out on politics but sees a bright future in the theatre.”
A Dancer In Another Life
The Secret Kept From God
The Husband’s Guilt
Confused: The Musical
[Working Title:] The Volleyball Scene From Top Gun 2
No Girls Allowed
[A comedic monologue] When Did Women Get So Assertive?
If God Can Hear My Thoughts…I’m Screwed! A Comedy
That One Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened
The Impeachment Survivor
So Close, Yet So, So Far
Wives: Who Needs Them? A Farce