Mike Pence, Who Can See His Political Future Is Sinking With Trump, Spends His Days Writing Musicals

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Washington D.C.—

The days are long and boring for former Vice President Mike Pence since leaving the White House.

However, Mr. Pence has reportedly taken an interest in being a playwright, and has now written several, full-length musicals packed with original songs and lyrics.

“Mike has really blossomed artistically, and I’d say he’s in quite a creative sweet spot,” explained Pence friend Thomas Ralstone. “He’s cranking out a full-blown musical every two weeks, and I believe he’s written some real show-stopping ensemble finales. I’ve had several conversations with him in which he told me he thinks he’s burning out on politics, but sees a bright future in the theatre.”

The Halfway Post obtained a photo of the list of some of Pence’s musicals, and the following are titles of some of Mr. Pence’s scripted productions:

  • Les Biblicalés
  • The Vagina Monologues Rebuttal
  • Testicles, Vice President of Tyre
  • Sorry, Karen, I Married Jesus!
  • Wives: Who Needs Them? A Farce
  • Leviticus Confidential
  • A Midsummer Night’s Abomination
  • Praying For Godot
  • Indy Boys: The Musical
  • So Close, Yet So, So Far: An Impeachment Story
  • The Taming of the Frou
  • Adam, Eve, & Short-Shorts Steve
  • President Lear
  • A Streetcar Named Repentance
  • That One Summer In 1975 With Brad When It Happened
  • Boy Hymens
  • Veep On A White House Roof
  • Judgin’ in the Rain
  • Firefighter Poles

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