The days are long and boring for Vice President Mike Pence, who President Donald Trump gives little responsibility because of his egotism, but Pence has reportedly found and developed a new talent while killing time during White House office hours.
Throughout the first year and a quarter of the Trump presidency, Mr. Pence has written several, full-length musicals packed with original songs and lyrics.
“Mike has really blossomed artistically, and, in the absence of political involvement, he has entered into a creative sweet spot,” explained VP aide Thomas Ralstone. “He’s cranking out a full-blown musical every two weeks. I’ve had several conversations with him in which he has told me he thinks he’s burning out on politics, but sees a bright future in the theatre.”
The Halfway Post obtained a photo of the list of some of Pence’s musicals from a snoopy White House janitor, and the following are titles of some of Mr. Pence’s scripted productions:
A Dancer In Another Life
The Secret Kept From God
The Husband’s Guilt
[A comedic monologue] When Did Women Get So Assertive?
Confused Soul: The Musical
So Close, Yet So, So Far: An Impeachment Story
[Working Title:] The Volleyball Scene From Top Gun Adapted For The Stage
No Girls Allowed
If God Can Hear My Thoughts…I’m Screwed! A Comedy
That One Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened
Wives: Who Needs Them? A Farce
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