by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 13, 2019July 13, 2019 Trump Voter Almost Puts Himself In The Shoes Of A Caged Refugee 4-Year-Old Read More
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by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 11, 2019June 11, 2019 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 12, 2019April 19, 2019 God Admits Letting Humans Sin So Much He Needed To Kill Them All In A Flood Wasn’t Very Omniscient Of Him Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 12, 2019April 12, 2019 Donald Trump: “My Tax Returns Should Be Transparently Locked Up And Hid Forever” Read More
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