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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 5, 2021June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz, Shall I Compare Thee To A Summer’s Turd?

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 30, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump, Bill Barr, and Chris Christie Are Having A Wet T-Shirt Contest To Raise Funds For Vote Recounts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 18, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Just Pardoned A Thanksgiving Turkey Named “Donald Trump”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 4, 2020March 26, 2021

Trump Thinks A Coma Scare Like Kim Jong Un Had Would Help His Poll Numbers

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 18, 2020March 23, 2021

Donald Trump Jr. Claims Being 3rd-Generation-Rich Had Nothing To Do With His Success

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 24, 2020April 3, 2021

Trump Called Ivanka A “Hot Piece Of Meat” He’d “Love To Put Ketchup On”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 25, 2018June 13, 2022

Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Takes Back Avocado-Picking Job From Deported Mexican, Quits After 20 Minutes

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 28, 2018June 13, 2022

“Milo Shouldn’t Get Kicked Out Of Bars” Scream Neo-Nazis Who Want To Deport 30 Million+ Americans

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 29, 2018February 14, 2021

Mike Pence, Who Can See His Political Future Is Sinking With Trump, Spends His Days Writing Musicals

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 30, 2017April 3, 2021

In Anticipation Of Future Indictments, Donald Trump Claims He’s Never Met Donald Trump Jr. Before

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