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Month: March 2020

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

The Best Of “The Halfway Post”: Celebrating 1 Million Views!

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

…It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Just Announced A Deal With The Taliban To Build A Trump Tower Kabul

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 22, 2020June 13, 2022

Fox News: “COVID19 Wouldn’t Have Happened If Liberals Prayed To White Jesus”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 22, 2020January 2, 2021

Florida Man Blaming China For Eating Weird Animals Remembers He Eats Weird Animals

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 22, 2020June 13, 2022

Poll Proves 100% Of People Saying “Don’t Blame Trump” Would Have Blamed Obama

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 21, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Claimed Diet Coke Enemas Cured Him Of Coronavirus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 21, 2020June 13, 2022

With Coronavirus Raging, God Admits He’s Not Actually Omnipotent

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 20, 2020June 13, 2022

Donald Trump: “Mike Pence Sure Dropped The Ball On Coronavirus, Didn’t He?”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 20, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Called Black People “Riggers” After Claiming Their Vote Was “Rigged Against Him”

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