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The Halfway Post just passed 1.1 MILLION page views, and we thought we’d celebrate by posting an anthology of our top 25 articles! But first, here are some Halfway stats, as of 3/23/20:
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The Halfway Post‘s top 25 most popular articles since we started publishing in June, 2017:
- White House Chef Quits Because Trump Has Only Eaten Fast Food For 6 Months / July 6, 2017
- John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair & Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours / January 27, 2020
- Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible / June 17, 2018
- Eric Trump Just Got Hired Onto A Russian Copper Company’s Board Of Directors / January 30, 2020
- A Russian Copper Company Bought 70,000 copies of Donald Trump Jr.’s New Book / November 8, 2019
- ”Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics / November 14, 2017
- Pelosi Says She’ll Pass A New Article Of Impeachment Each Week Until Trump Resigns / December 24, 2019
- “Blacks For Trump” Group Has 116 Members, And They’re All White / December 16, 2019
- …It’s Pretty Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Mass Shootings To Stop / November 6, 2017
- White Nationalist Poster Boy Peter Cvjetanovic Stunned To Learn His Family Immigrated To America, August 14, 2017
- Milo Yiannopoulos Suffers Meltdown, Is Fired From Subway Part-Time Position, June 23, 2017
- Christians Haven’t Blamed Natural Disasters On The President Since 2016… / January 17, 2020
- Local Republican Voter Realizes Sharia Law Sounds A Lot Like GOP Platform, June 27, 2017
- Iran Threatens To Release A Copy Of Donald Trump’s Pee Tape / January 8, 2020
- White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits / January 13, 2020
- Iran Vows To Hack IRS, Leak Donald Trump’s Tax Returns / January 7, 2020
- Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.” / July 12, 2019
- BREAKING: Mike Pence Has Locked Himself In A Closet Until He Finds A Bible Passage Endorsing Toddler Cages / April 9, 2019
- Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish / August 19, 2017
- Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!” / March 19, 2020
- Neo-Nazi Richard Spencer Has Reportedly Collected 3,000 Jars Of “Backup White Master-Race Semen” / October 29, 2017
- Biologists Name New Howler Monkey Species That Pee On Each Other After Donald Trump / July 22, 2017
- Donald Trump Brags That Obama Never Had An Eclipse / August 17, 2017
- Donald Trump Asked Robert Mueller Who Is Going To Be Indicted, “For A Friend” / October 29, 2017
- Leaked IRS Audit Reveals Donald Trump’s Net Worth After Debts Is $17 / July 15, 2017
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