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- #EvictTheTrumps is going viral worldwide with more countries planning protests like the recent Albanian riot to force their governments to revoke all licenses, permits, and other ties with the Trump family’s businesses and real estate holdings.
- Ivanka Trump has been nicknamed “Marie Antoinepstein” for looking like a vacuous nepo baby spending her husband’s corruptly obtained blood money from Israel and Saudi Arabia to steal protected land from Albania and build a new island resort for billionaire pedophiles.
- Knicks fans are planning to pass out thousands of ear plugs at Madison Square Garden tonight because, when Donald Trump arrives, they will boo so loud for as long as it takes for Trump to leave that the decibel level and duration might get unsafe without protection.
- Biologists say Trump’s White House UFC fight will coincidentally take place during the week of the expected peak emergence of the largest generation of locusts in the mid-Atlantic region.
- Trump is reportedly pissed that he’s very likely going to die of natural causes before Joe Biden.
- Albanian protesters are vowing Jared Kushner will “never Epstein up our islands.”
- Albanian fishermen and ferry pilots have reportedly joined together to create an “Anti-Pedophile Navy” that vows to intercept and arrest Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump the next time they try to sail into Albanian waters.
- Knicks fans are reportedly preparing set lists of anti-Trump chants to lead nonstop during his attendance of the game tonight, including “Trump’s a pedo,” “Impeach Trump now,” “Trump for prison,” “Inflation’s your fault,” “End the tariffs,” and “New York hates you.”
- Albanian officials are reportedly warning Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump about the intense pride and anarchist tendencies of their citizens, “Our protesters are quite likely to burn down anything you try to build.”
- All the dentists and dental hygienists in Albania are refusing to be involved in Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner’s suspected “island resort for billionaire pedophiles” so they’ll have to bring someone from abroad if they want to recreate Epstein’s disturbed dentist room.
- Blue states are reportedly looking into helping Trump put his name on more things by naming incredibly polluted and toxic EPA superfund sites after him.
- National security experts are warning that, with Jared and Ivanka having so much money tied up in their now frozen Albanian island resort, Kushner is an extreme blackmail risk because his Saudi and Emirati investors can withdraw their money and bankrupt him at any time.
- Ivanka Trump’s oblivious and vacuous video interview introducing her and Jared’s $1.4 billion Albanian resort plans that went viral and inspired mass protests throughout Albania just set a record for how fast a billion dollar construction project fell apart.
- Trump is reportedly looking for an excuse to back out of attending the Knicks game tonight, and is wondering if anyone will believe it if he says he’s skipping the game to spend some father-son bonding time with Don Jr. and Eric.
- Israeli developers are reportedly pissed Jared Kushner’s exploding Albanian island resort project is distracting him from helping them influence the Trump Administration into supporting their plan to remove Gazans from their homes and steal their land.
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