by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 12, 2019July 13, 2019 Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 3, 2019July 3, 2019 Ivanka’s G-20 Notes Are Filled With Hearts With Justin Trudeau’s Name In Them Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 Donald Trump Erroneously Claims The Patriarch of Judaism Was Abraham Lincoln Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Donald Trump Says It’s Fake News That “Idiot” Donald Trump Jr. Is His Son Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019 Democrats Admit They Wouldn’t Call The FBI If Russia Sent Them Trump’s Pee Tapes Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 12, 2019 Mike Pence Wrote A Full-Length Musical Entitled “That Summer In 1975 With Brad Where It Happened” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 11, 2019June 11, 2019 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 4, 2019June 4, 2019 Donald Trump Says John McCain Has Been Haunting His Diet Cokes Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 27, 2019 Neo-Nazis Insist Sunburns Are Proof That Whites Are “God’s Chosen People” Read More
