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- Top Republican officials getting out of midterm pollster meetings are reportedly beginning to worry it was a political mistake to never reign in Trump’s awful impulses, or stop him from making every single American’s life worse in very obvious ways
- Top GOP officials are reportedly happy that Democrats are likely to win Congress, “Because it means we can stop pretending Mike Johnson has any agenda, and that Trump is concerned at all with solving America’s problems. It’s exhausting — being the minority will be easy!”
- The Tate Brothers are reportedly upset they’re not getting any sympathy from women about wasting away in tiny, miserable prison cells.
- Gangs in LA, NYC, Chicago, and other major cities are reportedly agreeing to truces through the midterms so they can collectively protect voters from the illegal intimidation and harassment that Trump is directing ICE and other federal officers to do at polling places.
- Several of the FBI’s newest recruits have reportedly been reprimanded for “inappropriate behavior” with the agency’s therapy dogs.
- Greenland is reportedly offering to give the US military more of its land in exchange for the Department of Justice releasing ALL the Epstein Files without ANY redactions.
- Trump’s approval ratings have fallen so far that even AI bots are no longer spamming the Internet with pro-Trump clickbait because MAGA content wrecks the bots’ algorithmic virality.
- Trump says Americans are cool with him using the $5,000 checks he promised to pay for tearing down the Kennedy Center and building a bigger Trump Center instead.
- Greenland’s government says they’ll join the US if they can enter the union as 4 states — a West, South, East, and North Greenland — and elect 8 Democratic senators and 12 reps to flip both chambers, impeach Trump, convict him, and “Make America Sane Again.”
- Todd Blanche is reportedly beginning to worry he might be going to jail once Democrats take control of Congress and subpoena all his memos about why the Epstein Files should be hidden and lied about despite court orders to release them.
- After Trump suggested that, if China meddles in the midterms to let Democrats win so they can impeach him, he might cancel the election, a reporter asked him, “Shouldn’t you resign if China successfully meddles on your watch?” to which Trump folded his arms and frowned.
- Top GOP officials are reportedly “terrified” of an October surprise from the vigorous investigations being conducted by France, Poland, and the UK into Epstein’s pedophile trafficking ring.
- Republican members of Congress running for reelection say Donald Trump’s name is “kryptonite” for their campaigns.
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