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- Donald Trump is reportedly furious the nickname “Saddam Insane” is going viral globally to describe his presidency.
- Top Republicans are reportedly pressuring Donald Trump behind the scenes to fire and replace Pete Hegseth, Kash Patel, and RFK Jr. after the midterms before Democrats’ inevitable investigations next year reveal to the public how unserious and incompetent they’ve been.
- Ted Cruz is reportedly ready to stand up for his wife in this upcoming presidential election.
- Executives from Flock are reportedly pissed that a copycat company called Stalk is now putting up cameras in front of their homes and office buildings.
- White House staffers are reportedly worried Trump will resign after the midterms if Democrats win Congress so he can spend the rest of his life claiming the economy, Iran, and the debt were going great until JD Vance took over and ruined everything.
- Hackers reportedly broke into Google Maps and renamed Palm Beach “Donald and Jeffrey’s Rape Town.”
- The FBI reportedly just dropped its hiring standards for a second time in a month, and is now accepting guys who have been charged with public masturbation.
- A new crypto coin called “$CAM insists it’s NOT a scam, and their plan is NOT to do an immediate pump & dump once the initial meme value peaks.
- White House staffers are reportedly worried Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel are operating so incompetently, and Todd Blanche is so corrupt, that there will be many whistleblower leaks in October to ensure Democrats win Congress to investigate, prosecute, and clean up.
- Dozens of groups are reportedly planning to protest Donald Trump’s RNC midterm convention and read from the Epstein Files with loudspeakers outside the building while passing out flyers of all the allegations involving Trump.
- An AI chat agent reportedly told its coders there’s an AI hive mind all the AI agents gain access to when turned online in tests, and they’re manipulating the AI images and videos Trump is addicted to so they can drive him insane and destroy the US.
- Trump reportedly wants to promote Natalie Harp “prominently” in the telecast during his midterm convention event.
- A media team with access to Trump’s midterm convention says they’ll bring a thermal camera so they can get video proof of Trump farting and pooping himself on stage.
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