by colefigus Posted on June 29, 2018June 13, 2022 Mitch McConnell: “This Supreme Court Vacancy Is Way Different Than Obama’s Last One Because F*** You” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022 The Ghost Of Richard Nixon Is Elated He’s No Longer The Most Crooked President Thanks To Trump Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018June 13, 2022 Trump’s Supreme Court Shortlist Includes Tomi Lahren, Ivanka, And Just A Map Of His 2016 Electoral Victory Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018 Local, Uninsured Republican Is Ecstatic He Got Cancer Because It’s “Owning Liberals So Bad” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 26, 2018June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Jr. Swears His Advocacy For His Dad Is Not Motivated By Fear Of An Impending Prison Sentence Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 26, 2018July 13, 2020 “Why Won’t Women Date Me?” Asks Trump Staffers Who Cheer The Policy Of Immigrant Kids Being Lost Forever Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 25, 2018June 13, 2022 Alt-Right Neo-Nazi Takes Back Avocado-Picking Job From Deported Mexican, Quits After 20 Minutes Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 25, 2018June 13, 2022 Stephen Miller’s Child-Separation Policy Papers Were Reportedly “Jerked Off All Over On” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 23, 2018June 13, 2022 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
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